Scraps.

It's time for another episode of "Things I jotted down and lost on my desktop". This time desktop means computer desktop. In a text file that's been sitting open on my computer for months, these words appear:

Canadian bowling
death midwife
albino body parts racket

dreams:
death threats - stolen computer - karoake threat - detective

I happen to remember typing this, actually, and I can tell you that the first three lines are real things that I had recently read about. When did real life become more interesting than my dreams?