"Huh."

As I stepped out of the shower today and regarded myself in the full-length mirror, I noticed that my hair was perfectly parted down the middle. I reached up to feel it – barely damp. I didn't forget to wash it, though. More likely is that I have a reached a new stage in human evolution, in which our bodies begin to dry and coif themselves, to save us time and energy before our important morning business meetings and video conference calls.