Okay, folks. I've decided to do it. It's something I've thought for a long time about doing, and I think that I am finally convinced. Starting on May 1st, I am going to...
What should Chris do? You make the decision.
a) If you think he should become a vegetarian, turn to page 31.
b) If you think he should switch to boxers, turn to page 63.
c) If you think he should stop swearing, turn to page 64.
d) If you think he should begin wearing contact lenses, turn to page 18.
e) If you think he should measure twice, cut once, turn to page 72.
f) If you think he should become a nomad, turn to page 28.
g) If you think he should move to Los Angeles, turn to page 23.
h) If you think he should shun Republicans, turn to page 79.
i) If you think he should get tested, turn to page 82.
j) If you think he should wake up earlier every day, turn to page 47.
k) If you think he should JUMP! by Van Halen, turn to page 378.
l) If you think he should stop, turn to page 100.
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Page 23! Page 23! It reads, "And he lived happily ever after, and visited his friend Karen in Santa Barbara quite often."
Chris, I know how often you JUMP! by Van Halen, and I just don't think that it qualifies as a major life change any more.
I also choose 23. I'll buy my plane ticket as soon as you get there and we should all go mini golfing again...
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