I HATE MONEY!

I hate money. I HATE MONEY! Money hate I. I hate it so much. Hate hate hate money money money!!! I want to kill it. I want to kill money. I HATE MONEY! I HATE MONEY! I HATE MONEY! I HATE MONEY! I HATE MONEY! I HATE MONEY! I HATE MONEY! I HATE MONEY! I HATE MONEY! I HATE MONEY! I HATE MONEY! I HATE MONEY!

I hate money so much that now the word "money" looks stupid and meaningless. Ha! take that, "money!" You suck! Sorry, "hate," you are a casualty of war. *

I hate money so much that I didn't just copy and paste all that up there, I actually typed it all in.

I hate money so much that I want to burn all the bills in my wallet, except I know how much more despair I'll feel when I'm seven dollars poorer.

I hate money so much that I want to pick up all this change on my desk and throw it across the room, but I won't because I need this $1.37 in quarters, nickels, pennies, and dimes.

Dollars, pounds, euros, pesos, yen, yuan, loonies - you can all go fuck yourselves. That's right, loonies – you are now officially included in the hate fest; welcome to the big time!

Please do leave your comment about how money is important and necessary and all that — clearly, I need a little perspective.

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I hate money.